Call Emily - Diary of a Phone Sex Girl

I work as a phone sex operator in Atlanta as a way to pay for my school. This is my story in this odd but lucrative business.

Tuesday, July 19, 2005

Monday Monday

I get a call from Dan asking me to come in on my night off. He offered me a 50 buck bonus to work the extra shift. Even though my first check was nice I am still far from paying off my nasty credit card bills so I am taking whatever I can get. You would think that the weekend, my main shift, would have the freakiest callers, but that would be wrong if last night is any indication of they calls that come in on Mondays. OMG!!! is the only way to describe the freaks that called. After my break last night I put my headphones on when Dan buzzes me and lets me know I have a call. After a break it usually takes a few minutes to get back in the "mode" (mode being that sexy phone sex girl voice). Now usually the guys start off really quiet and a big part of what I do is make them feel comfortable and get them to open up and tell me their fantasy. Not with this guy. He starts off with,"Call me Daddy", "Who's your Daddy?" I think that this has to be a joke. "I'm sorry". "CALL ME DADDY".
"Ok, oh you are my daddy. You are my daddy" I moan
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, who is your daddy bitch? Who is your daddy that is going to do it all over your back and in your hair?"
"You are. You are my daddy. "
This goes on for a few minutes and I can tell he is, well you know, on the other side of the extension. The usual heavy breathing is on the other side as I keep him going talking really slow and almost whispering, "ohhh, dadddyyy, ohhhh". Super cheese I know, but sex is funny if you really think about it.
Finally he pauses and that means that he is "happy" and has completed what he started when he called. I figure the call is over but then he starts talking about his job and his x-wife, etc. This was my first call where I got the perve and the lonely guy.

15 Comments:

  • At 6:35 AM, Blogger midwest_hick said…

    lol...A job like this probably give's you more blogging fodder than ya know what to do with

     
  • At 8:11 AM, Blogger Wombat & Aspen said…

    What's the pre-match routine, Emily? It's impressive you can deal with these wankers with such equanimity.

    Hoping you don't think all dudes are this odd.

    Wombat

     
  • At 8:22 AM, Blogger bulb said…

    Wow....... phone sex girl eh? Think you could get me a job in your line of bussiness?

     
  • At 12:00 PM, Blogger Call Emily said…

    Wombat,
    I don't think most dudes are like the ones I talk to, but most dudes that call are odd.
    :O
    Em

     
  • At 12:44 PM, Blogger appsdshell said…

    I would think most NORMAL guys don't have to call for phone sex. How much does it cost per minute? Is it something like $4.99 per minute? Crazy. Love the blog. Very amusing.

     
  • At 1:47 PM, Blogger guest said…

    You have a good thing going here with this blog Emily. I think a lot of us “normal” people would love to hear what motivates a person to call a sex line and what challenges a phone sex operator has to contend with on a daily basis. Though I’ve never called one myself I think I would if the circumstances were right and I needed a quick release of sexual frustration or if I just wanted to hear a sexy and sympathetic ear without all the strings attached.

    I say go with it! If the money is good, why not? And in a way you are providing a needed service to a lot of frustrated or loney guys who may otherwise try to find a release of their frustrations by hassling somebody’s sister or something.

     
  • At 3:41 PM, Blogger mal said…

    Wowzers! I had no idea! Wish I had been doing this in college. Has to beat pushing bad food around

     
  • At 3:44 PM, Blogger mal said…

    BTW,,,I think I understand the need for an outlet with this job.

     
  • At 4:01 PM, Blogger Berk said…

    I would podcast and upload the conversations..lol, good stuff, emily your blog is kinda like comedic with hard breathing sexual tension..lol

     
  • At 5:05 PM, Blogger Cactus Prick said…

    So was he calling you "mommy?" Now that would be sick.

     
  • At 9:31 AM, Blogger Ron said…

    At any point in the call, did he tell you to clean your room? Tell you that you're grounded?

     
  • At 10:25 AM, Blogger Curious1 said…

    Watch ya back doin all that out there... I'd feel weird workin outta some dude's apt. especially if he tried to come onto me. I'd kick his ass. But we're talkin bout a female here. If the money's so good suggest he got an actual place for it instead of his place.

     
  • At 1:04 PM, Blogger Call Emily said…

    Yeah, I guess you wouldn't want that guy babysitting your kids. But here is the thing. In normal life he is totally normal. Most of them are. They just have this really odd thing in their head they need to get out. Safer than finding another way.
    em

     
  • At 4:05 PM, Blogger BAB said…

    Better that the weirdo's call you and get their kicks from you than the worser thing that they could do in my opinion. Hell, I guess you could call yourself a 'community worker' heh xx

     
  • At 2:27 AM, Blogger FeNaaa said…

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