Novelty Item

My job sometimes make me so horny (high five to 80s music) and without a boyfriend it gets tough and “frustrating.” The old finger method is an option, but in the technological world of today I thought I would try out something new, something that I have only heard about. You guessed it – a vibrator. I looked online, but I couldn’t really tell what “worked” well and what didn’t. There were some reviews, but I was sure the vibes that brought the webmasters the most money got the highest reviews. After being disappointed with the Internet I decided to try my neighborhood sex shop. I have been to the Inserection store on Peachtree a couple of times before to buy gag gifts for friends bachelorette parties, but never for a real item for me. When I went into the store I was the only female except for a Goth looking girl at the counter. Most of the guys in there were middle aged men and I immediately felt out of place. I could feel their eyes undressing me as I walked around and looked at the 50 foot long wall of “novelty items.”
You would think that this wouldn’t be odd to me since I do what I do, but remember it is easy to be someone else on the phone. There I was all me. I spent half an hour watching guys go through a dark door in the back of the store to a place that was emanating fucking sounds. Glory hole central back there I guess. Anyway, after a long while the Goth girl came over and asked me if she could help. She really made me feel comfortable so I just told her that I wanted a really good vibe that worked. She knew what I meant and showed me a few of her favorites. After a few more minutes I decided on the jack rabbit. This thing has a giant phallus and ears that vibrate at super sonic speeds. The ears stimulate the little guy on top and the phallus, well, it goes inside.
I took my new toy home and I would like to tell you more but this is a family blog. Anyway, it was a dream comes true. OMG!!!