Oh, Hi Mom

My job may make you think that I come from a broken family where I was molested or something terrible like that. The truth is that I come from a very normal middle class family with no skeletons (that I know of anyway). We are as average as the bunch you see in the mini-van on your way to work. So... When my mom surprised me last week I was not ready to answer the question, "Where is it that you are working now?"
She looked at me funny when I stumbled over my words and told her had a telemarketing job.
"Oh, that's nice. What are you selling? Do you make people mad when you call them?" She asked with a puzzled look on her face.
"Uh, no mom, I uhh. They call me"
"Oh. What are they calling you for?"
I could have answered by telling her that they call and talk to me about blowjobs, anal sex, toe sucking, interracial sex, orgies, leather boots, etc.; but I decided to skip all of that. "I process new credit cards." Damn good answer!