Call Emily - Diary of a Phone Sex Girl

I work as a phone sex operator in Atlanta as a way to pay for my school. This is my story in this odd but lucrative business.

Wednesday, September 21, 2005

I'm Coming to Town - Let's Hook Up

It doesn't take long to get regulars. I lost my first set of regulars when I switched companies, but I have a new set already. Sometimes they get very attached.
Recent call situation: “Hey, I’m coming to town and figured we could hook up.” I respond with, “yeah, maybe.”. You see, I don’t want him to stop calling because he drops big money on me a couple of times a week. The hope is that he just wants to do a phone fantasy about us meeting up in a hotel. Something with me showing up in a red plaid school girl skirt and a white button up top that is tied tight just below my breast. But I know that he is really wanting to hook up and marry me or something.
He responds with, "Hell yeah. Let me get your address. I'll be there this weekend."
This is where I start to break character. "Uh, I'm uh busy this weekend. I'm sorry... baby."
"Ok, then I'll come next weekend. I got to see you and be with you. Don't you think we have something special?" He responds.
Anyway, I try to wiggle my way out of this, but it doesn't go well when I finally have to tell him that there is no chance of us ever meeting in real life.
"YOU FUCKING BITCH!! YOU ARE SO FUCKING LUCKY I CAN'T FIND YOU. YOU FUCKING WHORE!!!! I'LL KILL YOU YOU YOU FUCKING WHORE!!!"
Now, it becomes clear why he doesn't have a real girlfriend and has to call me twice a week.
The reallly fucked up part is he called back later and apologized.

9 Comments:

  • At 3:01 PM, Blogger BAB said…

    LOL! I dont know what to say except .. wow!

     
  • At 4:39 PM, Blogger ocg said…

    The best part is that he called back and apologized...

    Brilliant!

     
  • At 7:16 AM, Blogger stretch td said…

    That is absolutely insane! Stay safe.

     
  • At 9:46 AM, Blogger midwest_hick said…

    lil missy.....don't you ever, ever give out your personal address to any of these guys. I'm assuming you already know this.....but ya gotta be careful!....I, on the other hand, would come down there to properly chastise you if ya did....lol.......stay safe!

     
  • At 10:38 AM, Blogger Brookezlinne said…

    I found this blog because you posted on mine. This is the most interesting, addictive blog ever! The thought never even crossed my mind as to what the life of a phone sex operator must be like. Gawd I'm sheltered!

    Please stay safe.

     
  • At 11:20 AM, Blogger appsdshell said…

    OMG how scarry! Be careful sweetie.

     
  • At 1:56 PM, Blogger Dirk the Feeble said…

    She speaks truth here, I had . . . . . . a bad moment.

    "xluck!" said the word verification.

     
  • At 12:41 PM, Blogger Dirk the Feeble said…

    Hey, go comment on my blog today, you should have something productive to say on the subject.

     
  • At 10:03 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    When will you be posting again? Miss your funny posts!

     

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