I'm Coming to Town - Let's Hook Up

It doesn't take long to get regulars. I lost my first set of regulars when I switched companies, but I have a new set already. Sometimes they get very attached.
Recent call situation: “Hey, I’m coming to town and figured we could hook up.” I respond with, “yeah, maybe.”. You see, I don’t want him to stop calling because he drops big money on me a couple of times a week. The hope is that he just wants to do a phone fantasy about us meeting up in a hotel. Something with me showing up in a red plaid school girl skirt and a white button up top that is tied tight just below my breast. But I know that he is really wanting to hook up and marry me or something.
He responds with, "Hell yeah. Let me get your address. I'll be there this weekend."
This is where I start to break character. "Uh, I'm uh busy this weekend. I'm sorry... baby."
"Ok, then I'll come next weekend. I got to see you and be with you. Don't you think we have something special?" He responds.
Anyway, I try to wiggle my way out of this, but it doesn't go well when I finally have to tell him that there is no chance of us ever meeting in real life.
"YOU FUCKING BITCH!! YOU ARE SO FUCKING LUCKY I CAN'T FIND YOU. YOU FUCKING WHORE!!!! I'LL KILL YOU YOU YOU FUCKING WHORE!!!"
Now, it becomes clear why he doesn't have a real girlfriend and has to call me twice a week.
The reallly fucked up part is he called back later and apologized.

Auditory

Guys get turned on by sound and much as site. At least that is what I have come to believe. They love to hear me make sucking sounds and the sound of slapping. I know they say that men are all about site, but I have learned that sound works pretty well too. When I finally get laid again I am going to bring in my new skills and send that rocket to the moon. Speaking of getting laid I really need to. I have been rubbing myself a lot recently and using my little bunny a good bit too. It is so mad to do this without an outlet.

Did I Just Say that Outloud?

I talk dirty, real dirty, several hours a night. I am a huge slut on the phone. I talk to young guys, old guys, couples, and the occasional woman. I let them do my in back, finish on my face, lick me, and whatever else their fantasy wants. I am a phone slut, and that is ok. It is only fantasy and in real life I can't remember the last time I was laid and I have never done much of anything that I talk about to clients on the phone. It is pretend. The problem is that I talk so nasty so much that I am getting to a point where I am having to catch myself from doing it in public or with friends. I was out with some friends the other night and and had to catch myself several times. This was after a few drinks of course, but still.
Update on working from home: It is great working from home. There is no crazy drive to work and I can actually wear anything I want. I went to VS the other day and bought some sexy stuff to wear while I talk on the phone. I think it really makes me sound sexier since I feel sexy. I also have my little rabbit with me to turn on when a client wants that. I have not actually used it while talking to a client, but I will soon.

Working From Home

I'm finally set up to work from home. I login to an account on my computer when I want to work, and then I wait for calls to be routed to my home phone. It is a pretty sweet deal. I didn't even give a notice to Dan - not that he deserved it.
Last night I started taking calls. I'm not sure what ads they are using to drive calls to me, but I think they must have something to do with young girls that want to have sex with older guys. Most of my calls last night were guys that were over fifty (how do I know this? Because they kept telling me) that wanted to talk dirty. I will give the older guys one thing. They do know what they want. When I talk to younger guys that have probably never been laid they are quiet and I have to lead the conversation. That is not the case with the older guys. They call and in less than a minute I'm on my knees blowing them (not really, but you know what I mean).

Still Talking

I'm still talking but not for much longer. Not with Dan anyway. I am working with a new company now, a more legit firm, to work from my home. He is a creep and there is no telling what will happen around him. I have not been into my job much lately. I am just a little down after everything that happened on the Gulf. Call dropped the last week anyway. I guess it is a combination of three states being w/o power, the cost of gas rising so much people can't afford luxuries like phone sex, and a general lack of sexual appetite because of all the death and sadness. I'll let you know how the new set-up goes.
Don't forget to donate a to the Red Cross or any other organization that you feel is helpful.

Atlanta Gas Panic

Yesterday in Atlanta was totally fucked up! The morning started off with the local media talking about a shortage of gasoline. This caused everyone to go out to get gas and by lunch a rush had started. I got gas in the morning so I was ok, but that didn't make it crazy for me. Everywhere I went people were backed out into the streets blocking up the roads and redlights. I counted over 30 cars in line at a Quik Trip. Everyone started emailing and calling each other and this caused a slight panic. The gas stations started raising the prices each hour. There are numerous stories of people sitting in line and watching the attendants change the price on them more than once (sometimes as much as a dollar increase). By night a chunk of the gas stations were closed or at the least had all of their pumps covered in plastic. Last night the same media that had started the panic was almost laughing at everyone that got into lines and "caused" the rush. It was really sick to hear those fucks at WSB Radio and on the TV making it look like everyone had over reacted. They caused it!
Anyway, I know the gas crisis here isn't really that bad when you think about the people on the Gulf coast. It has been very sad watching the news. Go to your local Red Cross website and donate what you can. If everyone in America can give 10 bucks the result would be huge. Stay Safe.